She told me to lick his

But talking of appeasement behaviours. There is no evidence that she has a serious medical problem, but her licking is perfectly correlated with a noisy stomach and repetitive licking of her paws or another substrate. One was a Chesapeake Bay Retriever and the other is a English Springer. About masturbating a guy in a restaurant under his napkin. She is on a painkiller. Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth:

I also find it interesting that high-status Jack almost never tongue-flicks and low-status Maddie does so much more frequently. My dog licks the cushions is this the same as REPETITIVE LICKING ONTO SUBSTRATES? A kind of stereotypy. I consider it karma, because I struggle with anxiety too… ;D.